Hello lovely punters!!!

Have I got a story for you. During my hiatus away from this work I left my phone on but only checked it once a day.

Around mid April I had a distressed client telling me I needed to go to hospital due to my "best friend" having a psychotic episode.

Firstly there is alot to unpack here... 1 my best friend is a dude in syd. So not entirely sure how he would be in perth

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2 how would the punter know my bestir???

OK so I ask wtf it was all about.

It seems bitches be crazy. I have reached a status when PEOPLE ARE PRETENDING TO KNOW ME and organise "threesomes" to scam others.

No shit this sweet innocent client thought he could hang with my best friend and get his way in while I took some time for myself away from the industry.

This woman pretended I was her best friend to garner a booking with client which included alot of drugs (and for the record I ain't about that- just to be clear)

This woman is NOT IN THE SEX INDUSTRY and said this bloke needed to get a hotel room for the event, bring party favors and cash.

Don't be like this bloke. You want a booking with me. Contact me. Don't trust any other girl to do it for you.

He was so disappointed I never showed and I asked him why he didn't just ask for proof. And I get it I'm face in. But surely a best friend would have photos with my red hair flowing.... or something?

Please don't be like this guy. 

Msg me. Don't get ahold of me I'm probably busy. But don't trust someone else to organise my presence.

There is only 1 Skyla Darlington