Langtrees - December 2016 - Princess Jasmine

[INatch]

Prologue

 

"Would you be open to taking a job which will make you happier but obviously, you'd be paid a lot less?" my colleague asked upon hearing another one of my elongated rants about how much I hated work. "I would if I had fuck you money, but I'm so used to spending that I think I'd become more depressed"

 

Therein lies the #1 issue in my life. Work is making me mentally unhealthy, but it also enables me to live a comfortable life. Actually, it's a catch 22. I am spending beyond my means to temporarily escape my dissatisfaction with life. 

 

Alright, enough Dr. Phil. I'll give the people what they want.

 

 

Intel

 

Strolled into the Langtrees lounge area at midday and it was empty. As I was about to exit, I saw a stunning escort. 

 

Hello, Princess Jasmine. 

 

" ... not again," sighed my bank account.

 

 

Wallet Damage

 

1 hour booking = $400.

Passionate kissing = $50.

Second shot = $45 ^*.

Total = $495.

 

 

Intel

 

Jasmine is a 20 year old Italian, who strips at the Voodoo Lounge and decided to give escorting a trial. Her friend, who was formerly was an escort, recommended Jasmine to Langtrees. 

 

Not that Jasmine needs self reassurance, but she is mind numbingly beautiful with an attractiveness rating of 9.5/10. Facially, she looks like Victoria's Secret angel Adriana Lima circa 2002. Unlike Lima, who is statuesque, Jasmine is short. 

 

Back in Italy, Jasmine dabbled in being a showgirl and print model.

 

She has a child back in Italy, plans on becoming a permanent Australian resident and has dreams of being a doctor. 

 

 

What I Liked

 

Today was Jasmine's 1st day on the job, so she still hasn't picked up the most negative brothel escort trait of time wasting. It was endearing to turn around and see Jasmine standing right outside the shower waiting for me like a puppy dog.

 

I enjoyed the first 5-8 minutes of the session in the bath tub. Jasmine was deep French kissing me, grinded her vagina on my thighs and stroked my penis. 

 

Jasmine is an outstanding kisser, has a lovely attitude and provided a genuine girlfriend experience. We hugged, we spooned, lay next to each other and talked about life.

 

"We have a few minutes left," Jasmine told me when she heard her phone ring. She smiled at me, leaned in to kiss me and then spent the next few minutes intensively stroking my lubed up penis till I cummed. 

 

 

What I Didn't Like

 

At first when Jasmine told me that I was going to be her 1st client, I was under the impression that she was kidding. When the Langtrees receptionist gave her a walk through, I thought to myself: "This is going to be interesting."

 

Jasmine hasn't grasped the concept of putting a condom on the client's penis and removing it when he has cummed.

 

I never found a reliable position despite trying missionary, cowgirl and doggy. Sex would be great for 10 seconds then meh for the next 20 seconds, rinse repeat until ejaculation. 

 

Jasmine wanted $100 for kissing, but we reached what I thought was a compromise where I would pay her for a longer booking, but I wanted deep French kissing for $50.

 

^* the extra $45 I had to pay was sprung on me when she was massaging my penis after my second shot. 

 

"Can you lube my penis up and give me a hand job," I asked. 

 

"That's an extra $50," she said cheekily. 

 

"Huh?" 

 

"I only have $45."

 

"Let's do it."

 

Essentially, she recouped 95% of her kissing extra by getting me to pay her $45 for another shot and raised another $100 for a longer booking.

 

It was a gray area she exploited. Just because I was extending my initial booking from 30 to 60 minutes didn't mean she was obligated to give me more than 1 shot especially when I was shorting her $50 from her kissing extra. I respect her hustle, but it soured my mood and I felt stupid for not clarifying that point before I went into the room.

 

Why didn't I complain to Langtrees management? Aside from that kerfuffle, where she continued smiling, she is extremely gorgeous and a really sweet person. I put beautiful women on a pedestal and if there is a song to sum up my life it would be Tal Bachman - She's So High — this being the context to why I tend to give model material escorts leeway. 

 

 

Conclusion

 

It started looking like I was going to have an out of this world! experience with Jasmine, but ultimately I can only say it was great service. I felt sex was stop start due to her inexperience and I wish she would have given me a second shot free of charge considering I was already paying her $450 for 1 hours work. 

 

I just want to add, my experience with Langtrees' staff continues to be splendid as I was given a complimentary Red Bull energy drink and introduced to another one of their newer escort (nice girl, but nowhere near as attractive as Jasmine).

 

 

Ranking My Full Service Punts

1. Private Escort - December 2016 - Estelle Lucas: 10/10.
2. Private Escort - December 2015 - Bianca Breeze: 10/10.
3. Langtrees - July 2016 - Dominika: 10/10.
4. Private Escort - July 2015 - Alicia L'amour: 10/10.
5. Private Escort - June 2016 - Felicity Flora: 10/10.
6. Esquire Spa and Massage - April 2016 - Toyah: 10/10.
7. Caseys Massage - January 2016 - Vanessa: 10/10.
8. Private Escort - January 2016 – Kate: 10/10.
9. Esquire Spa and Massage - November 2016 - Grace: 10/10.
10. Langtrees - August 2015 - Bridgette: 9/10.
11. Langtrees - April 2016 - Yoshi Tastu: 9/10.
12. Private Escort - October 2016 - Spanish Katie: 9/10.
13. City West Massage - November 2015 - Emma: 9/10. 
14. Langtrees - January 2016 - Jade Layne: 9/10.
15. Langtrees - December 2016 - Princess Jasmine: 8/10
16. Esquire Spa and Massage - February 2016 - Grace: 8/10.
17. Citywest Massage - July 2016 - Tasha: 8/10.
18. Private Escort - March 2016 - Swedish Alisa: 8/10.
19. Private Escort - March 2016 - Dayana Lima: 8/10.
20. Private Escort - July 2015 - Lara Bentley: 7/10.
21. Esquire Spa and Massage - June 2016 - Selena: 7/10.
22. Esquire Spa and Massage - August 2016 - Jasmine: 6/10.
23. Private Escort - September 2016 - Talia Devine: 6/10.
24. Caseys Massage - July 2016 - Faith: 1/10.
25. Caseys Massage - November 2016 - Monique: 1/10.
26. Caseys Massage - February 2016 - Ruby: 1/10.
27. Esquire Spa and Massage - December 2015 - Peaches: 1/10.

 

Criteria

 

Out of this world! = 10/10.

Fantastic time = 9/10. 

Great service = 8/10. 

Pretty good = 7/10. 

It was okay = 6/10. 

We didn't click = 5/10. 

She didn't make an effort = 4/10. 

Not really worth it = 3/10. 

Shouldn't have bothered = 2/10.

Money down the drain = 1/10. 

 

^* only Punter Planet reviews were ranked.

[Anthony112211]

Wouldnt mind checking this place just so many mixed reviews off friends

[kasey]

Thanks INatch for your review. When you've paid $450 to ask for another $50 for kissing is enough to make me walk. A ripoff IMHO regardless of how hot the girl is. 

[The Saints]

Thanks for the review. Always a bit of a turn off when you are constantly asked for more. I prefer the price up front so one can enjoy the time.

[Clandestine]

 

 

I respect her hustle, but it soured my mood

Dont you hate that crap. 

[Mortein]

Great review, INatch. Glad you enjoyed yourself. Thanks for sharing.

 

 

 

Always a bit of a turn off when you are constantly asked for more. I prefer the price up front so one can enjoy the time.

^^^ Same here.

[mr blink]

sounds like she still the stripper state of mind when you have to pay for everything and everything is extra.

[Bad Boyz]

I called Langtrees to inquire about her and was told - she doesnt work anymore.. anyone know any better?

[INatch]

I called Langtrees to inquire about her and was told - she doesnt work anymore.. anyone know any better?

 

I just called and apparently Princess Jasmine has taken the week off. The Langtrees receptionist told me she will be working weekdays next week, most likely Wednesday and Thursday, starting from 12 PM.

[SanmanDune]

Thanks for the review INatch. Have been to this place before and found it ok but a bit expensive for what you get. It's been a while though so might have to go back & check it out again.