Hey guys, I've never been much of a blogger. As a matter of fact, this would be my first blog entry on Punter Planet. Anyway, I was amused by FlexiSexi's blog entry which can be found here, so I thought I'd have a go at it, but put my own twist on it seeing as I'm the furthest thing from being an "older gentleman", which FlexiSexi's makes references to. I guess the motivation for creating this blog entry would also have to do with a WL telling me that I could be a man whore for older women. It also doesn't hurt that mum's kinda like me, but that's a subject for another day...

Husband not getting any younger? Sick of having to settle for men who've seen better days? Beer bellies and man tits getting you down? There is always an alternative! Hi, I'm CM Punt (working name pending), and I cater to the more mature lady. At a youthful 22 21 I'll probably be about as old as your own children, yet my slender frame and my facial features, which often make people believe that I'm younger than I say I am, will make you put all that aside. I am often called 'cute'.

The regrettable lovely occasion will begin with me ordering up some Pizza Hut. In that time, I'll be booting up Call of Duty, which you'll watch me play online for a quick session. If you're not into that sort of thing, then I'll share some of my goon with ya. (would be a bottle of wine, but I'm bloody broke - my budget doesn't allow for sophistication)

When you're loaded and tired of me shouting abuse to some 10 year old on the other side of the word via my headset, and of course provided I'm respawning, I'll give you 5-10 seconds of semi-genuine affection. Sounding good already, aye? Once the session of COD is over, I'll be moderately frustrated, thus I'll need a certain special lady to settle me down with a handie which can also be followed up with a BBBJ if you so choose. We'll strip each other down, and to add to the experience, I'll remove your bra in an amateur-like style. I'll struggle to un-do the back of your bra, then proceed to try and pull it off, causing you an unbelievable sensation of irritation. Once we're both ready to get down to it, I'll provide you with non-stop fucking until I cum and you're feeling nice and raw. Minimal to no foreplay for you!

My services are all-inclusive - no need to pay extra.

Services provided

- DBE (Douchebag Experience)

- DFK

- BBBJ (On me)

- Face fucking (On you)

- Digit penetration (On you)

- Shower for two

- Golden shower (On you)

- Greek/Anal (On you)

- CIM/COB/COF

- Toys (I have a nice game controller with a vibrating function)

- Photos/Filming (For me to show my mates - you don't get the photos or videos unless you know how to browse the web)

- MFF (I genuinely enjoy the companionship of girls who aren't you)

Services not provided

- Bareback penetration

- BFE (You're just a cougar; we have no future together)

- SLE (Son-like Experience - I don't have mummy issues)

- Decent foreplay

- DATY (You ladies don't shave your hair down there like girls my own age, so it looks full-on disgusting!)

- Mutual oral

- Rimming (It's dirty and gay, aye?!)

If I haven't listed a service you may want, feel free to make an inquiry ahead of time, and I'll tell you if I'm up for it. The same goes for fantasy-based bookings. If you would like a specific fantasy, then simply make an inquiry and I'll get back to ya.

I provide the following fantasies:

- Nerdy and unconfident (Lots of awkward fun!)

- Arrogant and overconfident (The euphoric sense of unappreciation!)

- Gym junkie (I'll smell of various things, but not anything good!)

- The perfect gentleman (This requires an extra fee)

Bookings are limited because I have a pain in the ass casual dead-end job and am at TAFE. Regarding out calls, I probably won't show up right on time. You know how people are fashionably late for parties? Yeah, it's pretty much like that. Just deal with it, or I won't accept another booking from ya.

To save face, WL's I haven't had a booking with yet, I'm not really like this. My maturity within a booking can be proven by the ones I have seen.