The things I have heard...
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From the girls room direct to the public.
Funny things I've heard.... Dedicated to Vanoushka. Booful Tara 
"They told me something was wrong with my son. What the fuck would doctors know?? I seached on google and it told me
something completley different!"
"Why do you keep coughing? How many bongs did you have last night?"
"Nah, no bongs, just some joints when I got home"
"I went to the doctors and he told me I've been bleeding because I get booked so much that my vagina can't handle it....
........... or it may just be my period"
"I hate Fridays, it's so busy and I make too much money"
"Younger girls can't be picky, Only us older and experience women can pick and choose who we see"
"I hate doing the shows, I do them all the time... I can't be bothered"
**NEXT DAY - same girl**
"Can I please do the show???"
"Why does she get so many bookings? She must do everything without a condom"
"Why is there so many men, oh my god, just go home to your wives"
Hannah - "I think they are here to get away from their wives"
"Really? All of them?"
"I have my period. Should I just use red condoms?"
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