Why girls like fucking girls
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Hello all! Hope you had a Fucking Great Weekend! 
Now to answer the question which 99% of my bookings/the world/everyone on this planet asks me...... the ol' cliched; 'Which do you prefer? Sex with men or women?'
The answer is......
Men.
No, I lie. It's actually women...
GOTHCYA AGAIN!!!!!
It's actually no answer because...
IM A FUCKING NYMPHOMAINIAC-DONT FUCKING ASK ME, ILL FUCK ANYTHING AND LOVE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Bahahahaha!
Actually, that's true. I am a nympho. But the honest to goodness boring lame-ass answer is......
it depends on the person.
Cock? Pussy? I've had my fair share of both and had cray cray psychotics attached to both of them.
We all know what hetero sex is like...(I hope). But I know a lot of you wonder about the mysteries of girl-on-girl..so let me educate you as to why I'm a girl who likes fucking girls (so much so, that I only fucked girls in my personal life for many many years)
- Being with a woman has the edge because women know what other women want and need
- There's no fear of unwanted pregnancy
- Lesbians who desire penetration can achieve that with the use of strap-ons, (but don't be fooled into believing that all lesbians use them because they don't) Penetration isn't necessary for sexual pleasure, anyone who thinks it is needs to learn more about the human body and how it works.
- Women are intuitive and understanding.
An even better reason? My ex girlfriend could make me multiple orgasm every Single Fucking Time. Even the First Fucking Time we Fucked. Gawd Dayaaaam.
My ex boyfriend on the other hand? Took ages to make me cum ('OOOOH IM SO CLOSE! IM SO CLOSE! FUCK MY CLITORIS IS OVER THERE YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL..!') and then we he finally-felt-like-5-years-later-oh-wait-it-actually-was knew what got my rocks off-POOF! Became a lazy fucking sod.
The truth is. It's easier fucking girls if you're a girl cos they know what you like. For that reason, I highly recommend you get a guy to suck you off if you're a male.
Do what you boys so..watch some footy, sit around drinking beer, sucking each other off why not?
Girls are ALL secretly bisexual lesbians and we're all pillow-fighting when we hangout with the girls 'it's code for 'let's lick pretty pink pussy all night and rub each others titties in the shower!' Giggle-bounce!
Mwahahahaha.
Have a happy horny night everyone
Fuck Me Long Time,
Triple X
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