Posted Today.

 

It probably depends on whether she has an epiphany later in life like I did ...

 

Fuck, this Government job sucks, I'm really over it, but love the money.

 

Holy shit, I am going to be 141 by the time I pay off my house.

Holy shit, I forgot to have kids and get a husband, but I spent my life building a career (somewhat) and focusing on being a long term dating girl .... 

If only I had put my energy into my future, career not being an awesome girlfriend to another handsome guy who waved at me.

Time to be single and get it together...

 

Hey, I know what, I might be an escort. Because it beats writing speeches.

 

Or was a clever smart girl at 20 and made it a career to get incredibly wealthy and works for a good ten years.

 

Hindsight as the Menzas would say, is that if I had my current brains and could go back in time, I would be a smart 20 year old.

 

But I'm several years shy of 40 so perhaps a few years as a wee career diversion. 

 

But wow, it's been damn exciting.

 

And it stops me dating because I have lots of dates.

 

However I can laugh, because at a party if someone asks me, 

 

Oh you don't have a husband?

 

I'm thinking oh yes I have plenty of husbands.

(just not mine).

 

Sorry terrible joke.