Wisdom From Deeds.
numbat101
Here's a few direct quotes from ads I have seen recently
WORDS/EXPRESSIONS ACTUAL MEANING COMMENT
"I can be chatty and playful" I can be your naked therapist at $7/minute STFU and start sucking my cock
"I pride myself on providing an unrushed service" I slow things down to one shot on goal an hour STFU and start sucking my cock
"Not afraid to speak my mind" I will scoff at your tiny dick and your ED STFU and start sucking my cock
"I am an all-natural girl" I can't be bothered to shave my pussy STFU and start sucking my cock
"I dedicated my life to spreading happiness" OK, so the Dalai Lama doesn't do incalls STFU and start sucking my cock
"You can just relax and be yourself" That is, a pompous prick and a dud in bed STFU and start sucking my cock
"Intimate experience" Pay me enough and stick it anywhere anyhow STFU and start sucking my cock
"I do have a screening process" It would be less intrusive to join ASIO STFU and start sucking my cock
"My photos are 100% real and recent" Recent and real but not of me STFU and start sucking my cock
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