Oh, the never ending search for new flesh, sometimes gets us into some really raw deals, and not necessarily some good quality carpaccio.

 

Imagine you always go to a family-owned restaurant, where not only they know you but also you've never had a bad experience there. The restaurant may not be the finest nor the most expensive in town, but it is consistently good, with a few simple dishes on offer, about which the waiters can offer their recommendations too. Now imagine that you go one day, and they have a new cook whose novelty dish is also recommended by one of the usual waiters upon your inquiry. The dish arrives and, half way through eating it, in shock you realise that the centre is still frozen. You're absolutely shocked because you've never experienced something like that in that restaurant, you were far from imagining it possible, and you're indeed disappointed. What would you do? Do you storm out swearing never to return? Or does the episode makes you appreciate how consistently good the place's been until then?

 

The other question is what would the restaurant's staff do? I guess that if you're a regular customer, they would bring a new dish with maybe a courtesy drink or some other little thing as a token of appreciation. The cook would probably own up to his wrong doing and the restaurant owners would be entitled to deduct any generated expenses from his pay in the more serious of cases.

 

Unfortunately, the brothel industry doesn't quite work this way, and last night I spent more time with a very apologetic manager than what I did in a bedroom with a girl I booked. The house gave me back their cut of the transaction but as for the offender, not only I believe that she kept her share of it, but managed to scam me for another $50 in extras that she offered but were inadequately delivered, involving humiliation too.

 

There's a new girl called Jodie at Allure, she is pretty and not unfriendly, but before you see her please consider that getting a few $50 notes together and setting them on fire, may be a much more rewarding and warmer experience, particularly on a cold night.

 

Last night, before going there, I called and the receptionist told me that they had seven girls available. I only recognised one or two names, so I simply told her not to bother with the descriptions and that I'd be there soon after. Seven girls is an unusually large number for an Allure line-up, so it was worth checking out these new girls and if I didn't fancy anyone, I knew of good options rostered at Stiletto and the Gateway Club anyway.

 

I was welcomed and told that they had five girls available for the intro, while other two were already in bookings. The one thing I noticed when the intro took place was that the girls would come, shake hands, introduce themselves and leave (bar one, the last one, who wasn't new anyway). I found this extremely strange for a place like Allure, where they often allocate a minute or two for any questions you may have. I mentioned the fact to the receptionist when she came to know my decision, and she reckoned it was for the high number of girls. I would find out later that the manager had been sick and had had no time to train these new girls… and unfortunately this would be the case for bedroom matters too.

 

Among the new girls, Jodie grabbed my attention as she is attractive. She's probably somewhere in between her late twenties and early thirties, with dark brown hair, big blue eyes, nice natural C-cups, a solid size 10, and a pretty face. So, I asked the receptionist if she knew anything about Jodie's service, to which she replied that she gives great service, that no-one had complained and that she's one of those girls who comes as a bit shy in the intro. Mind you, I don't think she was lying to me, she only was telling me what she knew. At Allure clients are asked if they've had a good time when they leave, and I imagine that a "yeah, whatever" may constitute positive feedback, particularly from guys with fewer expectations than I. (So, my apologies to Jessie if I got a little bit blunt at some stage, but my experience with Jodie differed a lot)

 

But not knowing that, I booked Jodie for 45 minutes, she came to pick me up, we collected our drinks from reception and went upstairs. The first thing was the health check, and here the first alarm went off. She wouldn't touch my penis at all, not even with napkins like some girls do, and notice that I always have a good shower before leaving home. Anyway, I thought it was odd but soon Jodie expressed something about being a bit nervous as she was almost new to the job. She asked me I minded if she smoked, to which I never do despite being a non smoker myself. So she lighted a cigarette while I went to the end of the corridor for a shower.

 

When I returned she was wrapped in a kimono they have in that room (as wore by Billie in one of my past visits), she asked me if she could finish her cigarette before any hanky panky. I found it a bit weird but this game, regardless of financial transactions, still is about give and take. My good disposition has often paid off really well in the past, so why change when you're with a girl, who by her admission, is still a bit nervous?

 

When she finished, she asked me if I would like her to kiss me, which led to her offering that for $50 extra. Again, I've never paid extra for anything at Allure, but if $50 extra was what it would take for this session to work, I was happy to go ahead with it. Money paid in advance… which kills any mood, fills your hands with germs that weren't there after the shower but never mind that. What I wonder is how come this girl has been so ill-advised by someone telling her that it's okay to ask for extra money, when the basic service is lacking to start with. Sometimes… actually, let's cross that out…. Most often, working girls are other working girls' worst enemies with all the bullshit they tell each other.

 

I asked Jodie to stand next to me near the bed. We got rid of her kimono and we start kissing. The kisses were little pecks on the lips and all of them were my initiative; she was far from kissing if I didn't; for moments I got this sensation I was forcing her to do something she didn't want to do, and let me tell you that the feeling is very off-putting. Then again, I had paid her $50 specifically for that and when my tongue shyly passed beyond her lips, she freaked out and with an expression of disgust in her face, she told me that I took her by surprise. Now, we were standing, and in those circumstances I want body contact, yet she would only allow this contact with her sides because if my dick was touching either her tummy or her bum crack, she reckoned that my pre-cum (what pre-cum at that stage?) could make its way down inside her. She wanted to put a condom on me when we hadn't got to the bed yet! That's a record for sure.

 

I decided to get horizontal on the bed to see if we had more luck there. A few more little kisses but when I tried to go down on her, of course, that was completely off limits. I gave up and let her put a condom in a semi-erected penis; which should never happen really. Obviously she could've gone for hours with the blowjob but as a matter of fact, being there inactive myself gave time to think what a shitty session that was, and when it came time for sex, Little AJ was even less interested. I tried some more kissing and another gentle attempt at DFK, which produced the same reaction of disgust from her (even when she didn't say anything this time but it made me feel very humiliated), as my dick probably shrank another inch or so… and obviously the condom became a problem as she wanted to hold it. Something that wouldn't have been necessary at all, if she had delivered half of what she was paid for. So I refused to have sex and told her that I was stopping there and I wanted to have a word with the receptionist since she had recommended her.

 

Now, this is the interest thing, because despite being new, she made sure she went downstairs first and asked to wait for her to fetch me out. Which after I got dressed, I didn't; I buzzed the receptionist to warn her I was coming down because I don't know if she was trying to tell her a bullshit story or not.

 

Now, the receptionist was a bit overwhelmed by my complaints, as she had two sides to consider, and she suggested to charge me for half hour instead of 45 min. (apparently I had been in there for twenty-something minutes already) and gave me $50 back, but the point wasn't really the time I had spent in there if this was less than enjoyable, and so just happened that Leeann, the manager arrived at that stage, and upon explanation and a long friendly chat, she gave me a voucher for another $50, which all in all makes the house's cut of my 45 min. booking.

 

Allure is one of my favourite parlours because frankly, until last night I never had a bad experience there, receptionists are very helpful, and most girls have a non-nonsense approach to their trade, so let me be very clear here that I'm not complaining about the house nor about the other girls, but about someone who should be doing a different kind of job even for her own sake. I am simply annoyed because despite the house, like the little family owned restaurant I mentioned at the start, did the right thing for me in the end, I still have this feeling that justice was not served. It ruined my weekend after a very stressful week at work, made me waste my hard earnt money, made me feel humiliated and disappointed, and I only got some retribution and apologies from someone who wasn't really to blame.

 

Looking back at it, I want to share part of the blame for not calling the girls back into the intro room for a proper exchange of info, and for not aborting the session earlier. So, I still recommend Allure as a parlour, they do have some lovely girls and a responsible attitude towards their clientele… just be careful with girls like Jodie.