The Golden Mattress Award^& for 2011 goes to Maryjane.^#

 

Best Parlour

Collingwood Confidential

Studio 54

Nomination withdrawn due to EFTPOS scandal *

 

Best Receptionist

Rita @ Studio 54

 

Best Parlour Worker (Overall)

Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential

Emma English @ Studio 54

Georgia @ Ladies for Gentlemen

 

Best Parlour Worker (Asian)

Suji @ Candy Club

 

Best Private

Maryjane

Jenny In Melbourne

Antonia (Nia) Amante

 

Best BBW

Michelle @ Ladies for Gentlemen

 

Best TS

TS Sheila @ Naughty Times

 

Best BDSM

Misty @ Fetish House

 

Most Exotic

Halle of Melbourne

 

Most Adventurous

Doubles with Maryjane and Sarah @ Collingwood Confidential

 

Most Beautiful Face

Maryjane

 

Best Breasts

Emma English @ Studio 54

 

Best Butt

2-way tie

- Maryjane

- Emma English @ Studio 54

 

Best Presentation

Maryjane

 

Best Skills (Overall)

Emma English @ Studio 54

 

The 2011 Doctor of Kissing award

Maryjane PhD

Honourable mention to Jenny in Melbourne PhD

 

Best BJ

3-way tie

- Emma English @ Studio 54

- TS Sheila @ Naughty Times

- Halle of Melbourne

 

Best DATY

Halle of Melbourne

 

Best Surprise

Jenny in Melbourne for her outstanding DFK

 

Most Expensive Shag

Maryjane - extended booking plus hotel

 

Least Expensive Shag

Suji @ Camdy Club

 

 

New Awards for 2011

 

Most Beautiful Eyes

Antonia (Nia) Amante

 

Best New Talent

Jenny in Melbourne

 

Worst Fuck

Lisa @ Ladies for Gentlemen

 

Least Enjoyable Threads

Farting During A Punt by Galahad

What is a Wife Experience by FemmeBot

Fictional Character You Want to Have Sex With Most byTLB

 

Most Enjoyable Threads

Rimming by blaaaa

TS by rivers75au

Golden Showers by combined threads

 

Biggest Forum Dickhead

FlexiSexi

Name withheld

Name withheld

 

 

 

^# Clause 1 f xiii c Annexure 1 of The Punter's Act 2009 states:

"The judge's decision is final and no correspondence will be entered in to."

 

 

^& Clause 1 f xiii c of The Punter's Act 2009 states:

"To ensure a level of certainty the winner of the Golden Mattress award is considered on two separate ranking systems. Firstly and quantitatively, through a ranking out of 100 votes, across twelve criteria using the Flexometer which focuses predominantly on aesthetics and services. Secondly and qualitatively, on the following criteria: consistency, sensuality, personality, skills, broadmindedness, ability to surprise and value for money."

 

 

* Clause 1 f xiii d of The Punter's Act 2009 states:

"There are no specific eligibility rules for the general awards but to be eligible for the golden mattress award an accomplice must be available to me on the basis of a polite and reasonable request as at 31 December in the year in question. Unavailability due to retirement from the industry or refusing to see me, results in ineligibility. Unavailability due to moving elsewhere but continuing to work in the industry does not result in ineligibility."

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