INatch Posted 20 August, 2015 Share Posted 20 August, 2015 Prologue > I always have a problem with Langtrees' scheme of forcing punters to pay upfront and then blindly enter a free for all setting. I prefer a lineup situation where I can rate the escorts one after the other and then decide if I should part way with my hard-earned cash. > Just because punters can afford Langtrees' prices does not equate to it being value-for-money. Several times, I am in a situation where I select the best of the worst, which invariably leads to me feeling ripped off. > Their roster needs to drastically improve, because their collection of 5s and 6s contradicts their belief that they are the No. 1 brothel in Western Australia. Either lower the prices to that of Esquire's, or face the financial consequences of losing their customers—look how inactive this section is. > Going for another punt at Langtrees, I see average looking escorts everywhere and I tell myself: "YOU JUST WASTED A DAY'S WORTH OF WORK AGAIN." > A punter deeply embraces this escort who I had yet to evaluate. As the punter exits with a big smile on his face, the escort has her back to me. She is wearing a white bodycon dress, and I'm thinking: "Well, at least she has a nice ass." > I walk towards her and tap her on the shoulder. Her: *turns around* Hi, I'm Bridgette. Me: Oh my god. Bridgette: *laughs* Are you going to tell me your name? > Finally, I hit the jackpot at Langtrees. Intel > I rate Bridgette's attractiveness rating at a 9/10. She is spell-blindingly beautiful and possesses voluptuous boobs while having a flat stomach. She is a mix between Alison Angel and Kate Upton. > She is approaching two years as an escort. > I was lucky to have caught her when she was free, but she has regular clientele, so make sure you book her in advance. > She charges an extra $50 for kissing. > She is quirky, constantly smiles and enjoys a bit of banter. Main Event > Laying on my back, Bridgette interchanges between licking my nipples and kissing me softly on my lips. > The blow-job was excellent. > Sex position: Face-off. > When you're in the face-off position, you're getting stimulated by the woman kissing you while you're penetrating her vagina. Generally speaking, the woman has her hands on your shoulder as you're holding her back for stability. > Instead of clinging on to me, Bridgette was rubbing her fingers furiously on my nipples, kissing my lips, and rocking up and down on my penis. The feeling was so good that I opted against slowing down the pace. > End result: I ejaculated in under a minute. > She finished the session hugging me and giving me a massage. Caveat Emptor > Here is why Bridgette received a 9/10 instead of a 10/10. − 0.5 for being a smoker. − 0.5 for her skin not being perfect. When you're kissing her, you can see that she has two or three blemishes, which are covered by cake-face makeup. > I got the impression that she wasn't overly-keen on kissing, presumably because she smokes. After I finished quickly, we didn't kiss again. > Her teeth are fine, but it would be ideal if they were pearly-white. Again, smoking rears its ugly head. > I'm a naturally curious guy, so I wondered what her real life age was. I told her I didn't want the agency age (her "escort age" is apparently 23, according to the receptionist). Bridgette changed the topic. > For what it's worth, I think she's mid-to-late 20s. > She told me she only worked two or three days-a-week and has taken breaks, so I asked her what her day job was. She changed the topic again. Bottom Line > The first conversation, the foreplay and the sex were wonderful. The ending? Could have been better. > I killed the mood by essentially interrogating her after sex. I'm not overreacting, because she gave me a brief sideways hug and walked off. > Her body language would suggest she was upset with my nagging questions about her personal life. It left me with a bittersweet conclusion. > Bridgette, if you're reading this, sorry for giving off stalker-ish vibes. I fucked up, my bad. I just like to ask a lot of questions to avoid awkward silences—no harm, no foul. > I want to book Bridgette again, but I'll cool off for two months or so. Hopefully next time, there will be a better ending for me. 8 Link to comment
Clandestine Posted 21 August, 2015 Share Posted 21 August, 2015 Well if your comparisons are correct I'm on the next plane to Langtree's to book her.. Link to comment
La Cucaracha Posted 21 August, 2015 Share Posted 21 August, 2015 I found this review a little annoying to read because it looked like a tick-a-box style checklist even though that wasn't the intention. Just the bullet points and the '>' on every goddam line. Link to comment
Mortein Posted 22 August, 2015 Share Posted 22 August, 2015 Well if your comparisons are correct I'm on the next plane to Langtree's to book her.. Are you sure? With CBJ? Link to comment
gnomking Posted 26 August, 2015 Share Posted 26 August, 2015 Thanks INatch Never been into Langtree's as I agree with your comments I always have a problem with Langtrees' scheme of forcing punters to pay upfront and then blindly enter a free for all setting. If you don't find what your looking for don't get your money back , A voucher or something for your next visit I see average looking escorts everywhere and I tell myself: "YOU JUST WASTED A DAY'S WORTH OF WORK AGAIN." Hope you can get to see Bridgette again at some stage Link to comment
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