In the spirit of The Mattress Awards©, as defined in the Punters Act 2009© there can only be one winner of the coveted
Golden Mattress Award©
The very worthy winner of the very prestigious 4th annual
Golden Mattress Award©
is
First Runner Up
Second Runner Up
Previous Winners
Establishments
Best Parlour (Overall)
- Le Boudoir
- Collingwood Confidential
- Westminster Secrets
Best Pricing Structure
Studio 54
Best Security
Westminster Secrets
Best Cleanliness
Collingwood Confidential
Best Ambiance
Le Boudoir
Best Introduction Rooms
Studio 54
Best Parking
Studio 54
Biggest Dump
Moon Club
Sex Workers
Best Sex Worker (Overall)
- Isabella @ Le Boudoir
- Martine @ Georgie’s Place
- TS Natalie Sweet
Best Sex Worker (Asian)
TS Natalie Sweet
Best Sex Worker (Transsexual)
TS Natalie Sweet
Best Sex Worker (Male)
Michael
Best Sex Worker (BBW)
Tina @ Westminster Secrets (Retired)
Best Sex Worker (Teenager)
Ally @ Westminster Secrets
Best Sex Worker (MILF 40+)
Martine @ Georgie’s Place
Best Sex Worker R’n’T (Retired)
Simply Bliss
Best Sex Worker (New Talent)
TS Natalie Sweet
Biggest Dud
Imogen @ Westminster Secrets
Workers' Attributes
Most Exotic
Tina @ Westminster Secrets (Retired)
Most Adventurous
Isabella @ Le Boudoir
Most Beautiful Face
TS Natalie Sweet
Most Beautiful Eyes
Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential
Best Presentation
Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential
Best Breasts
Emma English
Best Nipples
Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential
Best Butt
Emma English
Most Believable
Isabella @ Le Boudoir
Most Effective Communicator
TS Natalie Sweet
Workers' Services
Best Skills (Overall)
- Martine @ Georgie’s Place
- Isabella @ Le Boudoir
- Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential
Best Kisser
Isabella @ Le Boudoir
Best DATY
Elly @ Butterflys
Best Blow Job
Tiffany @ Moon Club
Best Hand Job
Ally @ Westminster Secrets
Best Rimmee
Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential
Best Rimmer
Isabella @ Le Boudoir
Best Golden Shower
Maryjane @ Collingwood Confidential
Worst Fuck
TS Carmen
Forum Awards
Most Enjoyable Reviews
- Eastern 25 - September 2012 – Kitty - First Punt - First Review - by deejay mac
- Georgie's Place - October 2011- Martine and Georgia - The Threesome To End All Threesomes – by VILenin
- Naughty Times - December 2012 – TS Tiffany – by blakes7
Most Enjoyable Non-review Threads
-
Am I Becoming Obsessed With Rimming? Started by Wollaroo on 5 October 2012
- Vagina Euphemisms started by Simone de Pont on 9 May 2012
- What’s Your Fantasy started by Sabina on 15 March 2012
Least Enjoyable Non-review Threads
- Are some of the reviews on our wls an insult to their modesty, intergrity, dignity and intrude into personal privacy?- itt
- How much difference does it make if it's raining - A reason to visit a parlour? – Boobsbutts
- All-Star Month comes to a close - Where did all that time go? - La Cucaracha
Most Poorly Disguised Non-punting Thread Faking as a Punting Thread
- Too many to even consider a winner.
Most Enjoyable Post
Posted by Always Ready on 29 December 2012 in Best Punter of 2012 by syzygy
“From punter's pov, the best punt is the cheapest and last the longest with the most services offered.
From WL's pov, the best job is the most expensive, lasts the shortest and with the least services requested.”
Least Enjoyable Post
Posted by Rivette on 10 October 2012 in “Yet ANOTHER Political Thread” by Rupert
“Not just boring dribble, but totally uninformative unless Gloria Van Flaukner of Nada Feleni post something. Actually any WL's post, even Triple T's sometimes They seem more switched on than most here.”
Biggest Forum Dickhead
- FlexiSexi (fourth year running)
- Name withheld
- Name withheld
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