In the R&T General Discussion thread, someone asked about a place in Crows Nest called VIP Relaxation. They had a website which featured a photo of naked oriental lady. Clear hint that this was not your legit massage place. So in the interest of being a civic minded Forum citizen, I decided to investigate. I climbed the stairs, rang the bell and Mamasan said "Only one girl. Busy for 1 hour", So I wandered over the road to the Bathhouse.

 

Upmarket Bathhouse – XX/02/2009 - Honey

Review by oldandbald

 

After my unsuccessful attempt to research VIP Relaxation (post in the General Discussion thread) and in the interests of exploring strange new worlds, I crossed the road (Pacific Hwy) to sample The Upmarket Bathhouse. I had seen this place advertised on adultmassages.com.au, and recently they have been putting their roster on Cracker.

 

The Establishment:

The Upmarket Bathhouse

ph: (02) 9438 4168

Address 340 Nicholson Place Crows Nest

 

Rang the bell at the entry on Nicholson Place (no entry on the Pacific Hwy), the door lock clicks and I wander upstairs. Am greeted by the gatekeeper, first question: "Do you have a booking". Me: "err no". She: "OK come into the waiting room and I will show you the lady we have available". So I comply and am introduced to Honey, a pleasant looking Thai lady. I would guess mid to late 20's, 5'6", B cups and a shapely bottom and quite good English. (as an aside, the advertising for this place does say "Booking preferred to avoid disappointment, but not essential", however I do not make bookings without prior experience with the lady.) As she was the only lady available, I booked Honey for 45 mins. The shop had increased their prices in late January, but I was not aware of this, so the budget would not stretch to the full hour.

 

Prices are:

$120 for 30 min

$150 for 45 min

$170 for 60 min.

 

Into the room, shower, Honey returns with the requested drink of cold water then disrobes, leaving her panties on. She tells me to get onto the table face down, and begins the massage. This is soft and slow. If you are after a bone cracking deep tissue massage, then she is not the lady for you! Soon she begins to rub her breasts on my back, then moves to the head of the table and rub my shoulders. I can feel her panties against my bald head (hey there are some advantages), and grasp her hips and buttocks. She does not resist - in fact she pressed harder against me. She then moves away removes her panties and repeats the performance.

 

A body slide with generous application of oil follows. Turnover time and she rubs her breasts on my chest, stomach and the little bald guy. She then moves so I can fondle her breasts, offers the nipples to my mouth and begins to stroke my little friend. I grasp one of her bottom cheeks with my free hand and proceed to push my luck. I make contact and she allows it for a short time, then gently moves away saying "more of that will cost more". "How much more?” I ask. She holds up five fingers - I take that to mean $50, and says "We could have a lot of fun". The budget does not extend to that, so I accept the borders that have been defined and return to groping her breasts and bottom while she does her handiwork. Good technique (or at least it suits me) and a satisfactory outcome. When all was complete, she cleaned the oil off with heated moist towels that were sealed in plastic and kept in an "oven" in the room. Then second shower, dress and depart with a quick farewell hug and peck on the cheek.

 

Summary: Pleasant experience but questionable value. Potentially $200/45min for a RnT with undefined "lot of extra fun"

 

Return visit: A definite Maybe!! Better value out there.