INatch Posted 10 July, 2016 Share Posted 10 July, 2016 Prologue I was intrigued by Piper Lay's photos because even with her face blurred, you could see what appeared to be a beautiful petite Aussie escort. I waited 40 minutes — YES, 40 FUCKING MINUTES!!! — for Piper. When she arrived, I thought to myself: "It's worth it because she's a babe." On the outside, she's one of the most beautiful escorts I've ever seen at Langtrees. On the inside, she's the rudest escort I've had the misfortune of meeting. 1. I continued to wait in the lounge, so she could talk to her friend Dakota, who was sitting besides us. 2. 5 minutes into her pointless conversation with Dakota, Piper starts dissing Langtrees which I found ironic because she was about to receive $200 of the $400 I was paying her. 3. Despite telling Piper I don't smoke or drink, she proceeds to smoke and drink in front of me. 4. "What are you ... uh, religious?" she asks when she notices me shaking my head. I wasn't pissed at the notion of her smoking and drinking — it's your life, do whatever the fuck you want to do with it — I WAS ANGRY at her spending more time fiddling with the cigarette, drinking and chatting to Dakota than prioritising me as her #1 after I PAID FOR HER TIME. 5. "You're a nerd," she bluntly states after I tell her about my life. Was I offended? No. But it would be the equivalent of me blurting out: "You're a whore." Not a great way to build rapport with a client, Piper. 6. No kissing, no nipple licking and no thigh touching. 7. When I went to turn the light on full brightness, she glared at me and turned it back to its original setting. 8. She closed her eyes when I lay next to her and when I asked her politely to at least look at me, she started staring at me to the point where it was off-putting. 9. She didn't bring lube ... !? 10. When I went to hug her, she sighed and it was a soul crushing moment. I'M FUCKING PAYING YOU MONEY AND YOU STILL WON'T EVEN PRETEND TO LIKE ME . I put my clothes back on and walked out. Jay, the assistant at the desk, calmed me down. He provided me scrap paper and a pen to write down my thoughts on Piper. I breathed in, breathed out and told myself: "BE CIVIL!" He called Aaron, the general manager, who I had an in-depth conversation about my negative feelings towards Piper. Please note I have posted a sanitised thread about this story on Talkin Sex and here was Aaron's response: "The Langtrees Team have been working really hard together in the past few weeks to lift the level of service across all parts of the business. I strongly believe the positive changes are working. It's great you were able to leave with a smile. I'm sorry your initial appointment didn't go quite to plan, however if I can stress to any Langtrees customer if they ever don't feel like they've been treated like a King, please let us know and we will do what It takes to make it right." I've always been impressed by Aaron's posts on Talkin Sex about how he was going to help improve Langtrees. I was fortunate he walk the walk. Aaron could have easily said to me: "You already paid, so tough luck." Instead, he displayed outstanding customer service and offered me 1 hour with Dominika free of charge. Wallet Damage 1 hour booking = $400 (I had already paid for Piper, but walked out. Aaron opted not to charge me to see Dominika). Deep French Kissing = $0 (Dominika was aware of my situation, so I assume that's why she didn't charge me). Total = $400. Intel Dominika is 5'9" with heels but around 5'5" without heels. She is Russian-born, has lived in Switzerland, Norway and is currently studying English in Perth. She reminds me of porn actress Jessa Rhodes. I rate Dominika's attractiveness rating a 9/10. Communication wise, Dominika speaks good English and her accent isn't that heavy. What I Liked I was in awe of Dominika's beauty. The natural feeling of her boobs was wonderful. Her deep French kissing was amazing and made me smile. She held my hands, licked my nipples and was open to various sex position changes. The sex was incredible. She smiled, giggled, talked dirty to me, caressed my head and provided a genuine girlfriend experience. What I Didn't Like I'm not a fan of bleached blonde hair. Bottom Line Dominika is an upgrade over Piper in looks, attitude and performance. What could have been one of the worst nights in recent memory turned out to be a fun one because of Aaron's exceptional customer service. I hope Langtrees owner Mary-Anne Kenworthy gives Aaron a pay rise. 4 Link to comment
001Romblk Posted 10 July, 2016 Share Posted 10 July, 2016 Thxs for the review Inatch. The last memorable EEs I've had was Miss Russia Cataleya and Miss Czeck Monica and be fucked that was a few years ago. So many punters should be shaking your hand for giving the low down on Piper Lay where it is beauty doesn't mean a first class service. They should be also shaking your hand for the extra information on Dominka. Wow the comparison to the porn star is mind blowing just like the service you got judging by your review. 2 Link to comment
Clandestine Posted 10 July, 2016 Share Posted 10 July, 2016 At least your night ended well... Link to comment
kasey Posted 10 July, 2016 Share Posted 10 July, 2016 That's why I don't go to Langtrees any more. Poor level of service, even though ti finished OK, still unacceptable Link to comment
PotatoChips Posted 10 July, 2016 Share Posted 10 July, 2016 Tough night. Glad to hear it ended with a smile, Inatch. Thanks for the reviews. Link to comment
Mortein Posted 11 July, 2016 Share Posted 11 July, 2016 I'd be surprised if they haven't fired Piper yet. Glad to hear management did the right thing and Dominika more than lived up to your expectations. Thanks for the review Link to comment
greatvalue2 Posted 21 July, 2016 Share Posted 21 July, 2016 Jesus..PP has save the day here. Was going to make a booking. Thank you to the OP. https://www.langtrees.com/agency-escort/nt/darwin/piperlay/6494/ Link to comment
L C A Posted 15 May, 2017 Share Posted 15 May, 2017 Thxs for the review Inatch. The last memorable EEs I've had was Miss Russia Cataleya and Miss Czeck Monica and be fucked that was a few years ago. So many punters should be shaking your hand for giving the low down on Piper Lay where it is beauty doesn't mean a first class service. They should be also shaking your hand for the extra information on Dominka. Wow the comparison to the porn star is mind blowing just like the service you got judging by your review. I remember Cateleya! I think she was a dud although she kept getting awesome reviews. She was so skinny Link to comment
001Romblk Posted 20 October, 2018 Share Posted 20 October, 2018 On 16/05/2017 at 1:34 AM, Rick Rude said: I remember Cateleya! I think she was a dud although she kept getting awesome reviews. She was so skinny Hey Rick..long time no hear. Hope the punting is going well for you Yeah I found her and Monica to be classy gals. I could look past the body shape etc and found them botj accommodating. When russian lass like Catleya drank a glass of wine after I blew my load in it I knew I found a gem and Czech Monia ate her chocky muffin after I did the same on her birthday....well all I can say is pure class to both of them Fuck I wish they would return to oz Especially Monica IMO PLATINUM STANDARD 1 Link to comment
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