Langtrees - June 2021 - Blair Lane

[chefman]

 

I had a terrible booking with Blair in 2021. I was going to write up a review but then saw she disappeared from Langtrees website and all the auxiliary advertising websites. So I figured she was well and truly over the industry hence why I got the bad booking and why she left. 

 

Seeing her profile reappear I thought I’d give people the heads up. Popped into Langtrees, as I had been organized and booked a private appointment. But they ended up messaging and cancelling at the 11th hour. I had seen Blair’s profile before, and her photos looked great. In person she is very different to her photos, but I had already paid the 30 minutes as you need to pre-pay before entering the lounge. She mentioned she was hungover which was a red flag, but there wasn’t anyone else who caught my attention. 

 

Talking extras she didn’t really offer anything but did have a “girlfriend experience” for $100 that included exotic extras like… multiple positions…. and touching her breasts. She said she had very sensitive breasts and usually charged extra for touching. I felt like this was excessive and not in line with Langtrees. But her body her rules and I’ve also been in situations like this where not getting any extras can leave a bitter taste. It is easier to just pay to ensure a smooth booking. 

 

Getting into the room she became a lot more vocal about how hungover she was and how sore she felt. Saying she had gotten really drunk the night before and taken a tumble…. awesome…. I asked why she hadn’t taken a day off, but she said she’d had an expensive weekend and needed the money. Getting into the deed it was very apathetic, super lackluster bj. And after a few minutes she reached for the lube indicating she was done with the bj.

 

I asked if she could get on top… again… a big deal for her as she was sore and hungover. But I shit you not…. As she was on top I reached up for her breasts and was simply holding them. Not twisting, doing anything with them, holding them ever so carefully. After 15 odd seconds she moved my hands and said they really were too sensitive today due to her being hungover. And said she hoped I understand. 

 

Mentally I was wrestling with the idea of asking for the ‘girlfriend experience’ money back. Screaming internally… why would you charge me extra to touch your breasts and then say that I can’t. Why did you even come to work today…? But figured that would cause the booking to go downhill really quick. 

 

Trying a few other positions didn’t work… in doggy she angled herself awkwardly. I asked if we could adjust…. She couldn’t…. again due to being sore and hungover. 

 

Being right off her I ended up saying I couldn’t finish as I was tired. 

 

At the end of the booking, rinsed off and back in my clothes, ready to GTFO. She was hovering. She asked if I had enjoyed my booking. Lying through my teeth I said I had. She then asked my if I wanted to tip her for the booking. I told her I would not be tipping her for the appointment.

 

Looking glum she explained she had started this exchange with clients a few months earlier. And she figured if guys had enjoyed themselves… they should tip… trying to lay on some guilt. 

 

Feeling like I had been fleeced already with her “girlfriend experience” I was absolutely not going to tip. For Perth’s “premium brothel” the whole thing was super poor. She’s back on the roster, I can’t see her delivering any better service even with a good night’s sleep.

 

[PENDULUM]

Sorry to hear this. She is an ex stripper & imho, when delivering sexual performances they are well below par

 

[Mawson]

2 hours ago, chefman said:

I had already paid the 30 minutes as you need to pre-pay before entering the lounge.

ls this before meeting anyone?

[kasey]

34 minutes ago, Mawson said:

ls this before meeting anyone?

 

Yes, just to get in the door

[Mawson]

5 hours ago, kasey said:

 

Yes, just to get in the door

l am not a frequent brothel user so this sounds rough to me.

lt is much the same as paying deposits or buying something sight unseen. 

$300 the half plus extras and you get a lemon, l take it you won't be going back there!

Thanks for posting. 

[kasey]

11 hours ago, Mawson said:

l take it you won't be going back there!

 

No, haven't been for years because of this issue.

[Best-on-Planet]

On 16/02/2022 at 1:43 PM, chefman said:

. In person she is very different to her photos, but I had already paid the 30 minutes as you need to pre-pay before entering the lounge. 

 

The lounge should be where punters

meet SWs before any money is paid.

Paying before entering the lounge is like buying a pig in a poke.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_in_a_poke

 

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@chefman

On 16/02/2022 at 1:43 PM, chefman said:

asked if she could get on top… again… a big deal for her as she was sore and hungover. But I shit you not…. As she was on top I reached up for her breasts and was simply holding them. Not twisting, doing anything with them, holding them ever so carefully. After 15 odd seconds she moved my hands and said they really were too sensitive today due to her being hungover. And said she hoped I understand

 

According to her profile ...

 

"I enjoy the company of your hand spanking or caressing my peachy booty."

 

... but I have an inkling that whatever moves you were to make, none would work.

 

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According to their website:

"Meet High-Class Perth Escorts at Langtrees VIP"

 

Such a statement is debatable.

 

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[sunyun]

Many years ago I decided to try Langtrees.

At the door I was told I needed to pay a $50 (in those days) 'deposit' which would be taken off the cost of the booking.

I was told to take a seat in the lounge and the girls would come across and chat with me and then I could decide which one I wanted to book.

I took my seat, there were four girls at a nearby table chatting and laughing, but no one came near me. (I admit in those days I was in  my fifties, balding with a bit of a beer gut - not a young handsome hunk - but then, that is why I was in a brothel, not in a pub trying to pick up chicks).

After almost 20 minutes I got up and left. At the door I asked for my $50 back, but was told they would 'hold it until my next visit'.

I have never been back.

[Funny]

Anyone that's stupid enough to support langtree.. well. 

 

I've been banned from their website from their old fat madam when I called out how the girls advertise "gfe" but you can't touch their face/ hair cause they need to be presentable for their next client.   How the hell is that gfe?

 

Imagine your gf telling you not to mess up her hair cause she got to go blow some guy at the bus stop..

 

I'm surprised that place is still operating. 

Edited 19 February, 2022 by AndyJ
Potentially damaging comment edited

[kasey]

11 hours ago, Funny said:

I'm surprised that place is still operating. 

 

Yeh, there' enough silly old farts who will still do anything to fuck a good looking young girl and enough FIFO workers who just wish to make up for lost time on site.

[AndyJ]

Sorry to see it wasn't much fun, @chefman. Thanks for the review, and I hope you've had better punts since then.

[Mortein]

Thanks for the informative review @chefman.

 

Your review of Blair Lane perfectly highlights the Langtrees core business model and that is for their girls to lure and seduce punters with their looks/bodies,  get them inebriated, emptying their wallets and try every trick in the book to avoid having sex with them. Blair Lane performed the routine to a tee except she didn't realise you were sober enough to see through her bullshit and do a review about it on PP. 

 

Well done.