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  1. Sex Worker's Name: Christine McQueen
  2. Session Month: August
  3. Session Year: 2012
  4. Type of Service: Private Escort
  5. Phone Number (Please add area code): 0450659824
  6. Link to Website or Online Ad (if any): http://christinemcqueen.com/
  7. Photos Authenticity: Real, slightly retouched
  8. Advertised Hourly Rate (Pick closest): $800
  9. Location where session took place: Queensland
  10. Session Day: Weekday
  11. Session Time: Evening
  12. Estimated Age: 31 - 35
  13. Estimated Ethnic Group: Caucasian / European Origin
  14. Knowledge of English: Very Good
  15. Hair Colour: Black
  16. Hair Length: Long
  17. Eyes Colour: Blue
  18. Skin Colour: Tanned
  19. Height: Tall - Above 170 cm / 5'7"
  20. Body Shape: Athletic
  21. Estimated Body Size: 8 to 10
  22. Estimated Breast Size: DD and above (Extra Large)
  23. Enhanced breasts?: Yes, enhanced
  24. Any Tattoos?: None, no tattoos
  25. Kind of Experience: Girlfriend Experience
  26. Kissing Available: Yes, DFK (Deep French Kissing)
  27. Blowjob: Yes, fellatio
  28. DATY / Oral On Her: Yes, DATY on offer
  29. Overall Looks: An absolute goddess!
  30. Overall Personality: Lovely
  31. Overall Performance: Fantastic time

Private Escort - August 2012 - Christine McQueen

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Now I don't know how useful this review will be since there are so many out there, but I thought I'd write it anyway.

Since Christine is touring Brissy at the moment, I figured it was time to see what everyone has been talking about.

Few texts between myself and Heidi or Hannah, not sure now, and I was booked in for a 1hr GFE session.


I got to her place on time and Christine opened the door. She's stunning, as per photos. Fact.

We got in there and had a fairly long chat with lots of great kissing.

Christine is a great conversationalist, smart and funny.

We chilled a bit, then she said: "Time to go and wash your dirty cock"


15 minutes later I was out.

Christine: "That was a long shower!"

Dude: "I like long showers."

Christine: "It took your 15 minutes, I'm horny as hell!"

Dude: "I like 15 minute showers."

She laughed.

We started kissing passionately again.

I turned her around on her stomach and started kissing and gently tingling her skin.

Christine had goosebumps all over, and was getting excited.

I worked my tongue from her lips, to neck, to her right nipple and down to her privates.

Now I've been with a number of women, including WLs, over my lifetime.

Kebab munching is something I'm keen on, but usually there is at least a little bit of that well known pussy smell.

Christine is a second woman in my life that didn't have that smell.

I ate out on both of her holes like a champion until she came, and even then she didn't smell.

It was an absolute pleasure to eat her date and her mate. Delicious. Fact.


"Your time mister" she said and added: "35 minutes to see your cock, you been teasing me too much!"

Before I knew it, my towel was off and she was sucking my soul out of it.

One of the best blowjobs, cojones and all. Fact. Not a drop spilled.

Time for intermezzo.


We started chatting about all sorts of stuff and kissing again.

Christine: "Are you gonna fuck me or what? Or are you just a fellatio type?"

Dude: "Fuck yeah I wanna put it inside!"

Christine, smiling: "I almost thought this filly was gonna get a scratching"

Dude: "This jockey is keen for a ride, how about you?"


She set on me and it was on. I didn't think I had it in me. I think Christine thought the same.

Hence she leaned over and put some more pressure on my shaft.

2 minutes later I was done.

I was pissing myself laughing actually, just thinking about how skillful she is.


I had a quick shower, bit more chat, watched Christine cook her salmon, then looked at my watch.

I was way over 1 hr, and it was time to bail home.

I started to apologize and was reaching for wallet .. she smiled and stopped me, telling me I'm a fool.

As I was about to leave, she stopped me and we DFKed for 5 more minutes. Burnt salmon smell started spreading through the apartment.

Dude: "You better go and take care of your fish"

Christine, smiling: "Really nice to meet you"

Dude: "You too" and I was out.


It was an absolute pleasure to spend time with this lady.

I really really enjoyed it and felt extremely comfortable at any time.

I came, I saw, I got conquered.

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Some very interesting phrases I learnt today ... "kebab munching", "cojones".


But I have to agree with Daniel ... 15 minute shower with CMQ waiting in the other room ... boy, that shower better be fucking worth it! And it was funny how you said that there was no fishy smell, but when you left the apartment, that fishy smell still appeared, albeit from an actual fish!!!!

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Great review of Christine and the most expensive shower in history :lol: I had to read it a couple times to be sure she wasn't in that shower with you.....


Great write up mate, Very entertaining

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You've been CMQ'd lol ..... next time pull her in the shower lol ...Nice review brings back memories if the queen .


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Thanks for the review of the lovely Christine, Chonchi. She is a real stunner no doubt. :P

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I like 15 minute showers, lol

LOL, Hey chonchi maybe next time why not book for two hours, then you could keep CMQ waiting whilst you had a half an hour shower, seeings how much you love your showers. :lol: :P

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$200 shower WTF

That's definitely one way to look at it! Fark! Now, if it were an overnight booking, then the 15 minute shower would be perfectly understandable. Even 2 or 3 of them.

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Now now...cleanliness is next to godliness as they say - and if you're about to put yourself in the hands of the Queen you better take the time to put the house in order Sounds like she appreciated a clean bod to work on....

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Loved the review, funny and quirky also showed how relaxed you where, nice to see a review of a shorter CMQ punt.

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Wow chonchi83

15 minutes in the shower

35 minutes to see your cock !!

Your got more patience than me :lol:

I always go commando as I know how fast she is at ripping off my clothes :P

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Well done to the both of you :-)

Wow What an expensive shower

Although it sounds like you had an awesome time with CMQ

Thanks for sharing :-)

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Note to self, make sure I don't spend too much time in shower when I see CMQ in Melbourne in a few weeks!!


Unless of course she s in there with me :) lol

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I started work at 7am, then I had a work farewell party for one of our employees at 6pm.

So you can imagine how dirty it was!

This experience rates very highly in my books ...

There is something about Christine.

She's addictive, honest, and a bit of a good luck charm, I don't know ...

It's almost like The Rolling Stones - Exile on the Main Street.

It turns into a classic with age!


Exactly how dirty WAS your cock?

Exactly how dirty WAS your cock?

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