J.Z Posted 20 August, 2010 Share Posted 20 August, 2010 When it was announced that Amelia was going to be touring Perth in April and I was going to be in Sydney the week beforehand, as well as having the 1 hour free booking that I won in a Christmas Competition thanks to Macys generosity. It seemed as though the least I could do was to perform a reconnaissance mission for my fellow WA punters. Purely in the interests of research of course, not for my own enjoyment! So after being in Sydney just over a whole 2hours, that's showing dedication to my mission! I'm letting Amelia into my room, mission report is below. Mission Objective: Perform a thorough inspection both visual and of operational capabilities on Amelia from Bedroom Eyes Escorts Initial Impression: Very good looking blonde (may not be natural as later investigation of landing strip reveals), size 8, tanned, about 5'6", really nice green eyes. Further Inspection (sans clothes): Lightly tanned all over, toned, pert butt quite spankable, Novices enhanced C cups matches well to body size. Kissing: Affirmative - Nice kisser not full on consistent DFK but enough to keep you happy. Oral: Affirmative - Inclusive of a bit of ballwork and attention to the shaft before moving onto the oral proper mixed it up a bit throughout. Very enjoyable DATY: Affirmative - Nicely presented with landing strip. Looks good, smells good, tastes better. Sex: Affirmative - No real limitation but didn't do anything outrageously acrobatic. Note to self - get fitter to be able to keep up with young babes. Demeanour: Very engaging conversation flows easily, presents as a happy but intelligent person. Can be a bit cheeky which is always good. Revisit factor: If the opportunity arises it's a yes for me. Mission verdict: Amelia passes visual inspection and is fully operational. Miscellaneous Matters: Launch position achieved and maintained but detonator malfunctioned. Will investigate and retry for detonation some time over the next couple of weeks. END OF REPORT 7 Link to comment
lovin_it! Posted 29 April, 2011 Share Posted 29 April, 2011 Pissed myself laughing right too the end!!!! I am an ex military man myself, great stuff, sounds like a report my old chief would give me!!!!! Link to comment
qlderc Posted 29 April, 2011 Share Posted 29 April, 2011 Good one Jez! Nice to get away from all that lovey-dovey stuff once in a while lol. Link to comment
Alexander Nevermind Posted 27 May, 2011 Share Posted 27 May, 2011 Entertaining review Jez - sounds like a fun time. Link to comment
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