J.Z Posted 20 August, 2010 Posted 20 August, 2010 When it was announced that Amelia was going to be touring Perth in April and I was going to be in Sydney the week beforehand, as well as having the 1 hour free booking that I won in a Christmas Competition thanks to Macys generosity. It seemed as though the least I could do was to perform a reconnaissance mission for my fellow WA punters. Purely in the interests of research of course, not for my own enjoyment! So after being in Sydney just over a whole 2hours, that's showing dedication to my mission! I'm letting Amelia into my room, mission report is below. Mission Objective: Perform a thorough inspection both visual and of operational capabilities on Amelia from Bedroom Eyes Escorts Initial Impression: Very good looking blonde (may not be natural as later investigation of landing strip reveals), size 8, tanned, about 5'6", really nice green eyes. Further Inspection (sans clothes): Lightly tanned all over, toned, pert butt quite spankable, Novices enhanced C cups matches well to body size. Kissing: Affirmative - Nice kisser not full on consistent DFK but enough to keep you happy. Oral: Affirmative - Inclusive of a bit of ballwork and attention to the shaft before moving onto the oral proper mixed it up a bit throughout. Very enjoyable DATY: Affirmative - Nicely presented with landing strip. Looks good, smells good, tastes better. Sex: Affirmative - No real limitation but didn't do anything outrageously acrobatic. Note to self - get fitter to be able to keep up with young babes. Demeanour: Very engaging conversation flows easily, presents as a happy but intelligent person. Can be a bit cheeky which is always good. Revisit factor: If the opportunity arises it's a yes for me. Mission verdict: Amelia passes visual inspection and is fully operational. Miscellaneous Matters: Launch position achieved and maintained but detonator malfunctioned. Will investigate and retry for detonation some time over the next couple of weeks. END OF REPORT 7
lovin_it! Posted 29 April, 2011 Posted 29 April, 2011 Pissed myself laughing right too the end!!!! I am an ex military man myself, great stuff, sounds like a report my old chief would give me!!!!!
qlderc Posted 29 April, 2011 Posted 29 April, 2011 Good one Jez! Nice to get away from all that lovey-dovey stuff once in a while lol.
Alexander Nevermind Posted 27 May, 2011 Posted 27 May, 2011 Entertaining review Jez - sounds like a fun time.
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