1. "So, Do you think you will ever get a real job?"
Wait, are we in The Matrix? I thought this was a real job. Has this been Monopoly money the whole time? Hold on, I have to call my landlord.
2. "A girl like you probably has no problem finding a boyfriend."
Yeah, I just wear this outfit to my local bar and sit on everyone’s lap there until one wants to lock it down. Because every guy out there is totally comfortable with his girlfriend doing this kind of work since romantic and sexu