Got there in the end
Apologies for the lengthy preamble before I get to Che, but I think it serves as a warning. I don't know how you SA guys put up with this.
THE ATTEMPTED RIP OFF
I tried to do a bit of research before I visited Adelaide, and a few things took my fancy, but in the end I decided to go for a real punt and picked out a Cracker ad.
Sharon 0415 260 999
I'm a warm, passionate and love to please with a delightfull size 12 figure an a amazing E cup bust. I offer a quailty pampering service that is sure to please.
If you want a mature, passionate, experienced lady phone me for an appointment.
I drive myself, so I'm very discreet
I'm available to visit you from 10am till 10pm 7 days a week.
I gave her a call a few hours before I wanted to see her. Did she kiss? - Yes. I like to go down on a woman - That's OK. Sounded fine, so we set a time and arranged a meet.
Come the appointed time, the phone rang. "Hi this is the agency. The girl can't find the place." Repeated the location and was told that she would be there soon. Hang on a minute, did they say AGENCY? There was a knock at the door after about 15 minutes so I opened it.
"Hi, I'm Casey" - brunette, size 10, B/C cups, slightly lanky hair, a bit of a spotty face, and definitely not a blond E cup. She came in.
Me: "I'm sorry, you're not Sharon, which is who I called and made an appointment with".
Casey: "Oh, I'll have to charge you a $50 cancellation fee then."
Me: "I'm not paying a cancellation fee. I haven't cancelled anything because I didn't ask for you."
Casey: "Oh, I'll have to talk to 'the boss'"
She talked to 'the boss' for a while ("he was expecting a busty blond... blah blah"). She puts me on. "Sorry, but you must have spoken to the other receptionist and she didn't pass the message on... blah blah blah, and the lady you wanted isn't available right now... blah blah blah. Casey is really nice, she will look after you.. blah blah blah". I said I would talk to Casey just to put an end to the bullshit.
I had no intention of proceeding at this point, because although I'm a bit of an idiot at times as far as the little brain is concerned, I just hate to be made to feel like an idiot.
Me: "Do you kiss?"
Me: "I like to go down on a woman"
Casey: "Well I normally charge $20 extra for that, but given the circumstances I won't charge you" (WTF?)
Me: "Do you do Greek?"
Casey: "Yes, that's $100 extra"
Me: "Sorry, it's not your fault, but I'll give it a miss this time"
Off she went without the $50 'cancellation fee', a bit pissed off that she'd missed out on a booking. I can only think that this 'bait and switch' routine (or just 'I couldn't give a fuck what the punter wants' routine) must work in a lot of cases, otherwise they wouldn't continue to try it on. Maybe there's just a lot of mug punters out there, who will root anything with tits that knocks on the door.
What do I do now. It's getting late and I need my beauty sleep.
I switched my phone off and went for a long walk to Studio 207. But before I get to that.....
When I turned the phone back on the next morning I had 2 missed calls and a message. They were all different numbers and when I looked at the cracker ad again, that had been changed to a different number.
A bit of a search revealed the following connections.
'Tiser: Gorgeous Blonde.
'Tiser: 3 slim busty brunettes.
'Tiser: Mature, busty Shaz.
Langtrees: 20 year old slim brunette 'Private' Kiwi Shari.
'Tiser: Slim busty Jessica.
The last message was "Im available now if u r intrested" and came with a picture.
(sorry but I've lost the pic.)
Well those don't look like E cups either.
THE ACTUAL PUNT
Finally arrived at Studio 207. I was greeted at the door by Lola who looked pretty hot (black stockings.... starts drooling). She was having a bit of trouble with a couple of tyrekickers, so I got shown through to another room. I asked who was on and went with Che as I knew she was a kisser. The dreaded extras reared their head because of kissing and DATY, and although it is my usual practice to refuse to pay extras, I was forewarned about this being standard practice in SA via this forum (there was a list on the wall as well) so I went for 45 minutes at $190.
Che is mixed Chinese/American, pretty face with a great smile and a good sense of humour. She's not really skinny, just some nice curves, but I like that. I would say size 8-10 with C cups. A bit of a pocket rocket.
She obviously wanted to be in control, as she started by getting me to lie on my back, placing a towel over me and sitting on me and grinding away while she removed her top and encouraged me to play with and suck her breasts. I wasn't going to argue.
BJ and DATY didn't last long. She obviously prefers full congress to cunny or python swallowing. She rode me cowgirl for a while, then reverse cowgirl, and was changing positions quite a bit in an effort to get me across the line.
None of this seemed to be working (maybe I'd crossed the beer line) and after a while she said "I'd really like you to finish soon because I want to give you a massage" It was said in a nice way, not the usual "have you come yet?.. sigh". Off came the bag and she started a HJ which I could see wasn't going to work either, so I took over. Once she started kissing me passionately it took about 10 seconds to get across the line. Told you I like kissing.
She then went to get a hot towel to clean me up and started with the promised massage for the last 10 minutes. She's obviously had some training. At one point she was kneeling on me and using her knees to massage my back.
A very satisfactory end to the night with a beautiful woman who really tried hard and succeeded to please me. I got there in the end, in more ways than one.