You seem to have covered about every case. Good one.

you didn't cover 'stalk', which can rhyme with 'talk' but you've already used 'chat'. maybe connect 'chat' with 'asshat', so stalk/talk can fit in.

just a creative suggestion.

Lol...thanks for your suggestions !!!!!

Look out world, it's Tayls the Poetic Private!

I Like it.

When I read this I immediately thought of the old Racey song, "Some girls do". You could soooo easily do this to their tune.

Lmao @ wallaroo....you are a funny guy !!!!!!

If you keep it up we will see wallaroo's punting greatest hits ......

Just waiting for wallaroo's hit...... It's my punt and I'll fuck if I want too ( from it's my party and I'll cry if I want too) lol.

Lol , I like it sung to the Racey song too , well done Wallaroo.....I can imagine Tayls on keyboards lol.......Is it a problem if I identify with quite a few of these points

Mav

Too many apostrophes in there Taylor. Apologies for being a grammar Nazi.

How am I surprised ...bit bored tonight? , thought you might hunt down the spelling and grammar mistakes.......hehehehehe

How's that for grammar mistakes !

A good bit of fun. There may be a side occupation as a poet, or you could offer each punter (as an extra) a poem of the occasion...

Must have been composed during one of those 'has no idea' sessions?