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Blakes Christmas Carol

Christmas is reputed to be a happy time but I always struggle with it. It often seems my family stores their petty grievances and disappointments up all year, so then they can drink too much and then have a lovely shout at each other. Or their other weapon of choice, the long moody silences, tempered with overeating and hangovers. We have some family friends we usually see that are Churchy, and their desire to drunkenly thump the piano keys and murder songs at this festive time of year m

7 December, 2014

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4 Reasons Porn Stars Are Nothing Like You Think

Porn star is one of the few professions that comes with its own cultural shorthand: Whenever someone mentions the job, a very specific picture pops in our minds, just like when someone says "cowboy" or "gangster." Too bad these images in our head are often ridiculously off the mark. The stereotypical cowboy look was made up by movies, and most Internet comedians are actually rather less attractive than that (Soren Bowie notwithstanding). Likewise, that standard "Stripperella with daddy issue

8 November, 2014

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Tales from the semi-secret world of Trans punting - Part II

I've had some long sessions with Transexual Private Escorts and there has been some talking, some sex, more talking, some arguing, some affection, some more talking etc. Some things have been said I found truly fascinating and I hope you find them fascinating as well. Below is a mixture of her comments and some other comments from my TS/CD sex partners over the last few years. * * * “I'm a woman but I know just how a man thinks” “My boyfriend cheated on me a few times but I forgave h

26 July, 2014

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5 Reasons Being a Male Porn Star Is Less Fun Than It Looks

SOURCE Porn stars have it made. On the surface, "have sex with beautiful people for money" sounds like a no-brainer, but while it can be a "dream," not enough people put emphasis on the "job" part. Cracked sat down with Lance Hart, veteran porn star, pornographer, and all around porn-type guy, to get the lowdown on getting down for a camera. Here's what we learned: [-snip-] You might eyeball a guy's dong and think "He's not that big," and then he puts it in your ass and you realize j

30 June, 2014

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Ever wonder why ladyboys are so popular?

SOURCE Ever wonder why ladyboys are so popular? Well, there are three types of men attracted to ladyboys (and as a ladyboy myself, I can tell you I'm speaking from experience): The first is bisexual men, which represents about 3% of the human population. A lot of these men have a great love of a feminine body (and mind), but want the male bits as well. Many more men are fair-weather bisexuals, meaning that they, 10,000 miles away from home, with nobody from work or church to catch t

1 June, 2014

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Lovely Asian Transsexual offering “Relaxation Massage”

I recently had an enjoyable overall session with a freshly minted Trans, although the expiry date of our cautious new friendship was clearly visible on the packet by the end of the time together. Our date was planned in advance and she caused me several sleepless nights as I lay awake remembering her images as a skinny young Asian Transsexual with good tits. During the week, when the work stress was really getting to me I would flip-open my Smartphone and look at the pics of Lovely that

24 May, 2014

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3 Things I Learned From Hiring a Prostitute

Source Like any good artist, I have a preferred medium. Some artists work best in oil, some in watercolor, some with sculpture, and others with photography. My medium seems to be debauchery, and I can mold it like an old sticky-fingered pro. Having already experienced an orgy and delved into the realms of fetishism and stuff people store in their holes, I thought "What's left?" and then I Googled some things, got sleepy, woke up the next day, and had an idea -- prostitution. Before you g

27 April, 2014

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The Kwai-lo is a (practice) dummy

I have a young Asian lady friend that is trying to get a new massage shop up and running. We originally met and became friends a few years ago when she was working in a R&T near my house. We had the inevitable falling out over money, but we have recently rediscovered we still like each other, even though she is very careful to not ask for too much now, and I am just as careful not to offer too much now... She's a fun and lively person, and I've always been a sucker for a woman than c

13 April, 2014

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Private Escort - April 2014 - (TS/CD) “Steel"

Today blakes7 tries something new and takes a hard fucking SHORT VERSION Blakes7 SexNav suggests he make a bit of a turn and he finds the unexpected journey fairly enjoyable overall. Odd to sure, but definitely enjoyable. LONG VERSION This is a BLOG instead of a review for two reasons, firstly the sex was an illegal in-call, and secondly because it is 60-80% about me and LGTB punting, and therefore doesn't neatly fit the common PP review format. I'll swap her name for “Steel”

5 April, 2014

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5 Shocking Realities of Being Transgender the Media Ignores

I bet that, for most of you, nothing would feel weirder than having your dad or brother tell you he's now a woman. And for a certain percentage of people, the reaction to that news would be violent. The reality is that the entire concept of transgender people makes folks very uncomfortable, which means we're simply not talking about it enough. I'm Amy, a 20-something trans woman living in California. You probably think of this state as a place that prides itself on diversity, acceptance, and

23 March, 2014

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Deformed Freak Born Without Penis

NORFOLK, VA—In an alarming case that has baffled and repulsed many, sources confirmed Tuesday that a severely deformed freak born without a penis has managed to live with the condition for over 26 years. The bizarre, monstrous human specimen was reportedly born with no other noticeable maladies and has, amazingly enough, attempted to lead a normal, albeit severely impaired life despite possessing no male genitalia whatsoever. “We first noticed something was off about three months into the preg

4 December, 2013

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Tales from the semi-secret world of Trans punting.

Objective comments welcome. Hate will be reported. Questions or invitations for private discussion on topic ok. * * * Heard recently after happy sweaty coitus. “I see myself as bisexual” “No. You are straight” “What about all the cocks that have been in my arse”? “Ha. Rarely. And no, that is still straight. Just like a prostate massage. Not Gay.” “What about the fact I like cock in there a lot better than a finger or dildo” “Every man does. When he's drunk. Especi

4 November, 2013

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The truth about Women

http://www.upworthy.com/48-reporters-asked-this-guy-the-same-dumb-question-about-women-his-response-absolutely-perfect?c=ufb1

26 October, 2013

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The broken bridge

The broken bridge Last night I was at a family get together for another family that is a big part of my childhood. Our parents were close friends and we all grew up together. We would all holiday together every year or so and birthday and Xmas celebrations meant more to us than with our blood relations. Our parents are quite old now, and none of them have long left - probably... My counterpart – the son from the other family, has grown into a mature, life loving, laughing adult. He h

12 October, 2013

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Tales from near the inside of a R&T

Imagine a man in his middle years on a cold and rainy Melbourne night. He is driving to an unfamiliar suburb to have dinner with an older Asian lady and her best mate. It's late in the week and his usual end of week work related insanity is raging. Every part of him seems too tired or worn-out - except for his cock - which is now pulling him towards a friend that has often taken him in hand and eased his burdens. He's not so shallow that he's only going for a visit to get a sexy tug.

24 August, 2013

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The Hydra is a multi-headed headed beast. Just like me.

http://www.pantheon....es/h/hydra.html Recently my better half told me we were getting a visit from our 22yo female hottie relative that lives Interstate. I admit I have mixed feelings on this matter. She is hot. She is way smart. She likes me. We are related Look but don't touch is the only practical approach. So I promise myself I will not be a pervert and that I will try my best to make her feel comfortable and welcome. I'm a normal healthy adult male, she is a normal healthy

4 August, 2013

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Apparently Asian women are not what we thought.

My illusions (delusions) shattered! We all know a guy with yellow fever – that is, white guys who only ever date and prey on Asian women. What is it about these almond eyed beauties that attract them? Ask any yellow feverish man and he will list the following attributes which oriental women are believed to possess. The Asian woman is thought of as docile, which gives him all the power. She is assumed to be ultra feminine, loves to serve, hairless, petite and perennially horny. All

14 July, 2013

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Is it a R&T or an Illegal Brothel?

Another is a series of what's been on my mind lately - style BLOG posts. The following text was previously made available to a very very very small circle of PP friends that have proven to me to have a genuine interest in R&T. I have obscured the details of the provider and I will NOT be giving any addresses or clues for her out. The people that I believe need to meet her already have, or at least know how to find her. No secrets or confidences were harmed in the making of this p

15 June, 2013

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A Field Guide to Punting with Transsexuals

Introduction I recently had a short but lovely time with a very femme TS, and it was cut tragically short by some basic biology. This has left me feeling a little odd, and getting it all out there for comments could prove to be interesting. I invite your comments or sharing of experience but I will report personal abuse or any hateful comments immediately - so please think before you post. What follows is personal opinion. I am not a trained Medical person. I'm not even a good lover

11 June, 2013

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There's never a Policeman around when you need one.

XYZ at Tugs 'R Us has been working on my sore back and we are getting along just fine – in a totally legit massage way. XYZ is probably over sixty and actually closer to seventy. This friendly, giggly Asian lady with no English can administer an old-school Asian beating. I don't look forward to it at all, because of the pain, but then I do get drug-free pain relief for nearly a week. Sold! To my surprise, it turns out she is also a Genius at handjobs. I wasn't horny at all but she changed my

13 May, 2013

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Naughty Times – April 2013 – Tiffany

My socks were well and truly knocked off! SHORT VERSION A shameless Fanboy raves about his favourite Thai Ladyboy. Warning! This review contains some very adult concepts and themes, and you should probably stop reading now if you are a judgemental kind of person (i.e. any significant arsehole tendencies). BACKGROUND I use my reviews as an on-line journal so the target audience for this stuff is mostly myself several months into the future. For this reason I try to be fairly a

28 April, 2013

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