Megan Delany, aka Megan, aka Wonderland.
Megan has been promising she'll grace we Melbournians with her presence for twelve months. Finally, she found a place to base herself, namely Ladies for Gentlemen in Richmond. After nagging this poor girl for months about dropping down she finally did and this is my report.
I only partly knew what to expect. I knew she was in her mid twenties and she was a larger bodied girl (well there's a "BBW" in her email address). Haha, there's a "69" too. I
Ground control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
Liftoff..........
And so I find myself in orbit heading towards Southside X to discover if there really is life on Mars. My last few missions on Planet SX have not been so successful. Many orbits but no landings. Being the groover that I am, I love to travel across parallel universes to explore neighbouring galaxies and their inhabitants.
I arrive at the pr
Sometimes I like to plan my punts. I pick a venue and research the venue and the gals there. Sometimes I don't plan my punts. Today was one of those days; I was feeling spontaneous, carefree and at one with nature. Today I decided to follow that old grey wind that was blowing. It took me to Top on Tope.
stand up in a clear blue morning until you see
what can be alone in a cold day dawning
are you still free?
can you be?
Bromeo is hanging out with the bros
I was feeling exceptionally groovy and happy. No real reason for my joyous vibe. And then it dawned on me we don't need a reason to feel groovy and celebrate. We just accept.
Celebrate good times, come on!
My first port of call was Barabings as I was interested to meet Bambi. Alas, the lovely Fetisha tells me Bambi is otherwise occupied. Initially disappointed, I turn my frown upside down and continue my journey along the groovy brick road.
Next stop was Le Boudoir. Lo and behold I
In search of new horizons and adventures I found myself before the Hellenic pillars that adorn the historic landmark, Tender Touch - the temple of groove. Driven by powerful, guiding forces rendering me powerless, I enter cautiously. Or maybe not...
Makin my connection as I enter the room
Everybody's chillin as I set up the groove
Three WLs are available: Honey, Kara (I think) and Pink. I am torn between Honey and Pink but ultimately swayed by Pink's looks: Korean, early to mid 20's,
My last few attempts to punt have been at LFG and The Grosvenor and yeah, without much success - at LFG the girls were busy and at the Grosvenor I didn't fancy the menu. This time I thought I would groove on down to South Melbourne. My primary destination was actually Madam Leonas but somehow ended up in Melbourne Colosseum and found myself waiting for the parade to begin.
Some nice girls on offer as always. Lilly intro'd well and had a bit of a genuine groove factor about her that I look
It's been a while between groove juices. While the thirst has been there, the gods and moons that rule my universes have held other groovy pursuits for me. That was, until the sisters of destiny start singing to me............
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been when it's right, it's right, why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
I'm singing the chorus now in the Grosvenor intro room. There are two af
I was at work looking out the window. Not much happening when I again heard my calling. Only this time, it wasn’t the sirens…
gotta leave that nine to five upon the shelf
and just enjoy yourself
And before you could sing “we’re the party people night and day, livin’ crazy that’s the only way” I found myself moonwalking to the Grosvenor..
Awaiting me at reception was a stunning blonde. Vanessa, I recollect was her name, and things were already looking goo
As part of my mini "Private Escort" campaign of 2010, I decided it would be pleasant to make the acquaintance of Ambrosia Rose (aka Amber) during her November, Melbourne tour. Amber was easy to communicate with throughout the planning process. Arrangements were made on email without any fuss and on the day, we zeroed in using text messages.
Amber greeted me with a kiss. It was a pleasant surprise to finally meet her. Most of her face pics are blurred out so it's hard to form a solid prior op
Quite a fair bit has been happening in my non-punting life, including a romance that burned very brightly yet far too quickly and the flu.
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Many years ago, a gypsy woman came to me when I was sitting at a café and asked for some money. I told her off and she cursed me: “You will be alone all of your life!” Of course, I laughed at her but every once in while I look back and I wonder about the power of this curse, and even when I don’t believe in thos
Another Saturday without my regular, and I only found out on the same evening, so once again I found myself confronted with the question: "And now what?"
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I had a plethora of possibilities in front of me. One option was going to the Boardroom and pay Phoenix a visit, whose photos I had seen earlier on; another option was going to La Petite Aroma but knowing that I'd be missing Arianne for just one night, and also knowing that I've been meaning to se
Not very often I review a girl for a second time, but I owe it to Amber (first review here), not only because she’s pretty and I like her, but also because I know she got herself in a little trouble for allowing such a great time in the room, so good that we did not take notice of time and went over for 15 minutes over the end of the hour.
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After a series of romps around Melbourne over the weekend, my only chance of seeing Amber was on the Monday du
Finally the planets aligned and I was lucky enough to meet a living legend down in Melbourne, who on FIA alone has now over 20 reviews all dedicated to her. For whoever were chatting about a WL hall of fame, I think that figure speaks by itself.
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Despite Haley's popularity, there was no guarantee that I was going to join her legions of fans. After all, reviews or not, a sexual encounter is something very unique to each individual and often the magic
My visit to Ladies For Gentlemen was planned one day earlier, following a tip by a fellow punter about a lovely girl who was meant to be there despite a name change. Unfortunately, I needed to wait until 6pm on Friday to visit, which left me many hours available for punting somewhere else before then.
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It was like this, that on Friday 13th I had a horrible half hour (actually 15 minutes as I cut the booking short) with Naomi at the otherwise always reliable Gros
Friday 13th... sounds ominous, doesn't it? I do appreciate the irony and this somehow lessens my frustration. I only hope that my next series of encounters with lovely ladies will be as long as the one Naomi managed to collapse in such a grotesque manner. Most of the credit goes to her, but I'm partly to blame for not remembering previous reviews (including my own replies to them). The idea of a "portable FIA" is one I hope existed to cross check names during intros.
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Reporting from an Internet Cafe, so my apologies if this review seems a bit rushed.
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After catching up with some FIA members for a long lunch, it was on the cards to go for a punt. Problem was that Rebecca, my favourite who works at the G., is practically working once a week now and I'm afraid I've just missed her. All the other highly recommended girls by our fellow Victorian punters, seem to work at daytime. Sharna on holidays, Montana, Hayley, et
And there goes the budget!… What good does to carefully plan, shop around Sydney for the best value for money in the previous weeks, when then you get together with Erebus, have one drink too many and end up at Stiletto?
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Mind you, the worst part of all is that it was my idea, not his; so I can’t even blame someone else for it. We got together with Erebus and Laga for a few drinks in one of those city bars with plenty of eye candy; Laga had a candy
I went to Amore last night.
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I haven’t been there for over a year and I don’t think I’ve ever been on a Friday night. I used to see Elise there and that was my last memory of the place; it felt a bit weird going back but to see other girls; like going to someone’s house when the person is absent and hang around with his/her housemates.
Nothing has changed that much except the prices; last time I was there the hour was $210, now is $250 (and the
This weekend, as I’ve done before, I’m having a self-imposed break from my regular. Let me tell you that is not easy, but it seems like the healthy thing to do to keep the client-provider relationship exciting in the long term.
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But it is definitely not easy; let me give you an example. On Wednesday I went to her workplace (which is one of my favourite parlours), knowing she wouldn’t be there. I wanted to try other girls. I didn’t li
The other night in the chatroom, I think I sent shivers down some WLs spines when I told them the age I lost my virginity to another WL. I won’t repeat it here but suffices to say that she was more than double my age, yet still a young woman, probably of the average age shared by many of the Wls I see these days.
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However, the term “losing my virginity” makes it sound like something bad, like this woman took advantage of me who happened to
It is great to have a regular WL; I could write for hours about the advantages but it’s pretty logical really. Regulars become regulars for many reasons, we may tell a few of them, we may keep others to ourselves, but all in all is like having a girlfriend minus the hassles… ah okay, and this is a girlfriend that you share with many other blokes, and about who you may feel generous enough to come in here and write a review.
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I’ve been seeing a WL re
grabs a mate and sets of for a little bit of 'market research' on Friday night. We swing by Midas (massage), Amore, Impressions (massage) and Black Cat. On exiting Black Cat, we notice a red light next door and wander into Le Confidante.
Le Confidante
Ph 02 93101909 02 93101909
www.leconfidante.com
483 Elizabeth Street Surry Hills – NSW
Opposite Pizza Hut, 50m down from Strawberry Hills Hotel.
Rates:- 30 mins $190, 45 mins $255, 60 mins $310
They also offer discount for massage ser
Johnnythefox is on tour this week back home in sunny Sydney and thought he'd try out a couple of local establishments on the north side of the harbour. Fellow FIA member Steelmaster, kindly recommended to me that a visit to Diamonds could be quite rewarding.
On arrival Johnny finds the brothel is in the middle of a busy shopping and restuarant area, however the discreet back door entrance in Zig Zag Lane puts Johnny at ease.
The young Asian receptionist who greeted me would have to be t
@AndyJ absolutely . @Brunettegirl
i know it’s difficult situation but justice must prevail here . Some of the best and kindest and wisest people I have known are sex workers . I and like minded fellow travellers ( ie real men ) would not let this stand . We would have no hesitation in dealing very harshly with this low life filth . Sending you love and support ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Was there a reason you followed him across the road, I'm struggling to understand this as the common human responses in such situations are fight, flight, freeze ?
Bro that's rape. Can you please just report him? Please? The whole reason you were raped was because the last few girls didn't report him, so he's going to rape again and again and again violating women left and right because nobody bothers to file a police report. How many women need to be violently raped before someone speaks up?
Here, this is the choice being made every time you don't report your rapist:
